Lifestyle Editing: Definitions on our own terms

Every year, the Texas A&M University holds a contest for people to submit definitions of a contemporary term.

This year’s priceless term and winning definition was:

Political Correctness

Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

If there were any one term that you could redefine, what would it be?